19 01 2009

By: Dickey T
dragon-ship1-copyFrom the earliest recorded records to the first STS-1 space launch on April 12, 1981, to current day; people have asked this age old question.  Biologists argue that there are microorganisms in some godforsaken distant corner of the universe.  Crazy ass religious sects want to jump on the next comet passing by and then there is the lunatic that is always filming a blurry dot off in the distance.  You know the ones with the tie dye shirt, long, mangled hair, thick framed glasses, also sporting the cargo shorts and black socks with some 80’s Teva’s.  Well all those people are full of crap.


The answer is NO people.  There is no shiny fingered, bike flying alien. There are no hot babes from Mars.  And there is no huge rotating saucer that is going to probe every orifice of your nether regions. However, there is a Locnesse Monster, and I’ll punch you in the face if you don’t think there is!!  Go ahead try me.




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