What did Michael Jackson Die from?

26 06 2009

By: Dickey T

Whether you think of the moonwalking wonder as the king of pop or a weirdo who plays with little boys, these answers are funny. 

Michael Jackson died from food poisoning?  He ate twelve year old nuts.

Michael Jackson didn’t die from a heart attack, he died from a “MINOR STROKE.”

Michael Jackson died from food poisoning?  He ate 3 year old weenies.

Farrah Phawcett died earlier that day.  In heaven, God asked her what she wanted.  Farrah answered, “Safety and health for all the children of the world.”  There you have it.

His white glove was stolen from OJ.

You try running a ranch.  The stess can “fondle” your health.

Janet wanted to be the most screwed up person in the family.

More to come…

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