How Do Blind People Know When They Are Done Wiping Their Butts?

21 12 2009
Poop On Toilet Paper

Poop On Toilet Paper

By: Dickey T

We here at Stupid Answers to Great Questions are amazed at the quality of questions our readers send in.  When this question of butt wiping was first read, it was bypassed as trash.  Who really wants to talk about using the restroom, and wiping butts at that? 

However, it does make one think.  What are their options?  They don’t smell the paper, do they?  Gross–I just threw up in my mouth.  They definately don’t taste the paper, do they?  Gross—I just threw up on the floor.  The only other sense is to touch, right?  Gross—but not throw up gross.

Luckily, we live in Jacksonville, Florida, which is only 20 minutes from the St. Augustine School for the deaf and blind.   We passed out a poll and these are the shocking results:

Triple Wipe with a Guess Finish  30%

Use a Bidet, Paper Only used to pat dry  20%

Wipe with your hand and wash up good when finished   1% (One weird, hardcore blind guy)

Blind People don’t Poop  49%

So there you have it.  Blind people only pee.  However, our poll made us think.  How did the one blind, hardcore guy know he was hardcore.  Makes you think.  My guess is that blind people really aren’t blind. Bamm!



8 12 2009

With the increased social acceptance of men adopting more feminine characteristics such as the man purse, man manicures, man pedicures and metrosexuals, it’s not that uncommon to find more and more men expressing their emotions in the public arena. This was clearly evident when the all powerful, unstoppable, superhero like Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow was found crying after a devastating thrashing to the University of Alabama in the 2009 SEC Championship game. Following this heartbreaking loss, Tebow has since faced ridicule in the media for expressing his emtions like a 15-year high school girl who was stood up on prom night. However, not all is lost for this All-American college quarterback, if Tebow fails to succeed in the NFL, he’s been approached by a feminine product manufacturer to be the spokesman for a new line of manpons called Te-pons. While the market is small for a product such as this, it would clearly be a grandslam for this manufacturer if they can close this deal with Tebow, especially if his crying rants continue after future heart breaking losses.