What would happen if Coyote caught Roadrunner?

2 05 2009

                                                                                            By: Dickey T

coyote-catches-roadrunnerIt just so happens we have the original script of this cartoon, changes and all.  Enjoy.

Coyote—Roadrunner Episode 3 Billion

Beep. Beep

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww (roadrunner running)

Beep. Beep.

Explosion.  Rocks Falling.

Coyote flies off cliff.

Beep. Beep

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww again.

Dynamite exploding. Blood and guts going everywhere.  Voltures eating  bloody flesh.

Coyote lands on his feet after flying through clouds, and falls through thorny trees.

Giant branch stuck up Coyote’s butt, blood everywhere, coyote staggers and vomits green chunks all over the screen.

Beep. Beep.


Roadrunner and Coyote run though tube.  Coyote comes out with a tutu and lipstick on. Roadrunner tries to get freaky with Coyote, saying “You sure do have a pretty mouth, let’s do this Roadrunner Style sweet cheeks.” Roadrunner laughs at Coyote. Beep.  Beep. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww.

Coyote puts rocket on his back.  After lighting fuse, Coyote catches on fire, while screaming for his life. (Blood curdling screams that will make small children cry.  coyote flies through the side of a mountain.  Holds up sign saying “Ouch.”

Roadrunner feels bad for Coyote, lays down in front of him and says, “Eat me.”

Coyote responds, by ripping  Roadrunner’s head off, pulling out his feathers and wearing his skin as a body suit. saying, “No thanks, I don’t like poultry.”