What does “Seacrest Out” mean?

25 08 2010

Seacrest Out

To most people ‘Seacrest Out” is JUST Ryan Seacrest’s signature good bye and good night slang.  However, having a BS Psychology and a Doctorate in Why Hollywood Stars are Whacko, we see this slogan differently.  When “Seacrest Out” is expressed we see pain in those midget eyes.  “Seacrest Out” is really a cry for help.  It is a suicide note that needs to be addressed.  I mean the dude makes $40 million a year, he must be depressed.  Stupid Answers OUT! 

Note:  We also want to steal the line. Sooooo, if he is crazy, it will be easier to adopt.